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3. Pretend your blind by walking around with dark glasses and walking stick where it's tough to find a seat. People will give up their seat pretty quickly for a blind person. If you're outed, curl up into the fetal position and wait for the kicks to stop.
"The doctor I work for has a couple friends who went on a cruise together with their families. Apparently one of the guys brought a blind person's cane with him. He would walk around knocking things over and every time he went onto the deck even though the chairs would be all used up people would give him their seat. I normally wouldn't believe a story like that, but I met the guy he is talking about and he is definitely the kind of jackass that would do something like that."
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4. Have a fake ID made and enjoy free birthday treats twice a year instead of once. Or make as many fake IDs as you want and do this multiple times a year. This is probably very illegal and may get you arrested.
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"It's your birthday?! That's great! Have a free dessert!
5. In most baseball stadiums there is special seating right behind the plate, for which the tickets are very expensive. Not only because of the location, but also because you get free food and drinks the entire time once you're there.
If you're somewhat familar with photoshop, look up the remaining seats for that section about 1 hour before the game, then edit a ticket with the seat you want. Then it's as simple as buying tickets for the cheapest seats in the house.
How this special section works is you get your regular ticket scanned at the gate, and then they visually verify your photoshopped ticket at the entrance to the section, so you scan the cheap ticket, and then pull out your fake ticket and get it visually verified. As long as no one comes in and has tickets for your seat (super unlikely) then you're golden and you've just gotten free drinks and food, along with arguably the best seats in the house.
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This is likely another way to get arrested as it could be considered theft and fraud. It could get you banned from the stadium as well.
6. If you're in a rush on the interstate and traffic slows to a crawl, just drive on the clear shoulder. Your time is so much more important than everyone else's time. Just watch out for people quickly veering over to stop your progess, undercover cops who will pull you over and guardrails like in the video above.
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