Feminists Would Love This Advertisement

This ad is taken from a Sharper Image catalog from the 80s, when man-sized dolls were a single woman's only defense against rampant crime.

Don't worry ladies, Gregory has a strong masculine appearance.

Gregory also prevents unwanted advances at parties. No one will notice he never moves and doesn't have any legs.

Some notable features of the $500 mannequin:

-Gregory has no lower legs.

-Gregory can be "changed with cosmetics to any age or race."

It should be noted that, in his original state, he looks like a six-foot white baby.

-Like all us real macho men, he is "also available unclothed."

-You can "garb him in sports, casual, or business attire...or put him in a tux for formal occasions."