Dayton Man arrested after "allegedly" trying to have sex with van
An apparently intoxicated Michael Henson was spotted by a witness pulling down his pants near a parked van at 805 St. Nicholas Street. The woman went on to explain she saw Henson pull his shorts down and place his genitals in the front grill of the van that was parked on the street.
Police responded and arrested him after finding him laying in a field.
C'mon man, at least find a sexy Corvette or something.