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If you're going on a guided tour, maybe you should think about what you're saying so you don't sound like a moron to the rest of the group...especially if the tour is just starting.
If you ever tour of Pompeii. There are wild dogs living ALL OVER the city. The bodies have been moved to a central location so you won't see any just laying around in the ruins. If you see a dog sleeping somewhere on your tour it's defintely a real dog. Please don't exclaim the following..."Hun! Look! That dog is so well preserved you can still see its fur!"
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When talking to someone from Great Britian do not ask them:
1) Do you know the queen personally?
2) Do you have horses in England?
3) Can you see the Eiffel tower from your bedroom window?
4) Do you get taught you lost the war of independence or is it kept on the lowdown?
5) This building is over 200 years old? How is it even standing?
6) Me in London Bar ... 'Do you know Gary Donnerly? He's from just outside of London - in Birmingham'
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